Welcome to Smekel Stein's Rat Infested Theme Park!

Our Park is 100% Safe!


-Hours-

The Theme Park is always open! You must sign our 100% no scam contract, and leave your shoes and all other personal belongings by the entrance to enter! You may stay FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE for as long as you like!


-Entrance Price-

The price for our Theme Park is FREE for everybody! After signing our previously stated 100% no scam contract, you are our WORKERS guests!